Slate Grey



Slate Grey is a 20 year old little ball of stupid puns and talk about yaoi and yuri and his beautiful otps such as but not limited to "Rocky Road"( the homoerotic relationship between Black and Dusty Brown),"Melon"( a somewhat dangerous relationship between the Cream and Minty of colour lore), and a self ship that has been dubbed "Hot Chocolate"( he and Toph went on a moonlit date once. It was kawaii.).

He currently works at ColourMart, as a cashier. If you don't like talkative, get-into-your-personal-life cashiers then you'd hate his guts I mean dang

also he runs a late night radio show where he takes requests and talks to people and just generally chills out it's pretty rockin

(btw his music tastes are like permanently stuck in the rock of years past it's kinda....)

THE ONLY CONDOM TYPE THING HE USES IS SOY SAUCE

(Ex.

[12:26:53 AM] Shiny:  like hes going to have sex

[12:26:53 AM] Shiny: and whoever he is having sex with asks him if he has a condom

[12:27:01 AM] Shiny: and he casually pours soy sauce on his dick

[12:27:45 AM] Sky Blue: "have some of my special fried rice"

[12:27:45 AM] Sky Blue: "oH MY GOD SLATE NO" )

Background
He was raised near the beach apparently

or somewhere with lots of ducks, according to his most often used puns

Pretty much his parents went out on a boat one day and went to a desert island or something he's not really shore sure fuck but his grandparents occasionally come visit and pretty much he lives in an apartment somewhere nearby and occasionally falls asleep in his car so I guess that too

He finished high school but hasn't shown much interest in college yet so give him a couple years to mature or something and he'd probably hop right on that

oh yeah recently he's been hanging out with Toph and they were a couple or something so there's that

Personality
So Slate kinda acts like a dickwad sometimes but mostly just a big dork who thinks he's all that but he's really not

he likes playing pranks and also his car

his car is his baby it's ridiculous

anyway he likes to talk and get into your business and generally know things about people

also superheroes he likes them too

but yep yaois and puns are about it